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  • euicho 11:18 pm on 6/25/2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Michael Bay Facts 

    Michael Bay

    Awesome.

    It seems a successor to the ubiquitous Chuck Norris Facts meme has arisen. The target? Action movie director Michael Bay.

    In the wake of the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen movie a stream of Michael Bay Facts has been pouring out of twitter, and as with Chuck Norris Facts, most are hysterical.

    Since Michael Bay Facts mock their target rather than revere him (he really is a shitty director, though I loved Transformers: ROTF), and since Michael Bay will never be bad-ass like Chuck Norris, I’m sure this meme will be quite short lived. With that in mind, get them while the getting is good. I see io9 has posted some of their favorites, and I’d like to do the same. (More …)

     

  • euicho 4:56 pm on 1/25/2009 Permalink | Reply
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    The Cat and the Crow 

    This is old, but it is just too adorable for words…

     

  • euicho 11:28 am on 7/25/2008 Permalink | Reply
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    Garfield Minus Garfield is still hysterical… and depressing. 

    One might think strips from the comic Garfield, with said title character removed, would be a fleeting piece of humor that would quickly get old. Then again, one might find one’s self to be incredibly wrong.

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    • travors 12:32 pm on 7/26/2008 Permalink

      Thanks for the thumbs up Thomas!
      Keep an eye put for an interesting G-G development soon… ;-)

      Dan

    • datblonddood 12:20 am on 7/28/2008 Permalink

      I know, when you first introduced me to it I thought it was more sad than funny really. I actually found myself to be more depressed after reading several than I did happy. A few still make me LI and LOL sometimes though.

  • euicho 11:05 am on 7/2/2008 Permalink | Reply
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    The Website is Down 

    I’ve watched and listened to many funny tech support videos and saved phone calls over the years, but even though this one is staged, its one of the funniest I’ve seen in a long long time. I love his Halo/linux/XP multitasking skills. This one is a little long, but every minute of it is golden.

     

  • euicho 11:49 am on 4/25/2008 Permalink | Reply
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    ROFLCON: Lulz From Afar 

    ZOMG TEH HAX0RZ!!!1

    If you’re like me… then you really need some help, dude. But kidding and warped sense of humor aside, if you’re like me then you a) love internet memes, and b) cannot make it to ROFLCON 2008 *ARRGGG*!

    Fear not, dear friends, for you needn’t An Hero nor sit at home alone in the dark all weekend. Instead, you can sit at home alone on the internet, watching live footage and updates and picture from ROFLCON all weekend!!!1SHIFT How fun?

    Sauces include live video from ustream, a flickr pool, twitters, and bright kite. So as not to whore out other’s hard work, go to roflcon.org for the links to these delicious little media morsels.

    I’ll be on most of these services as euicho, on and off over the weekend. If you see me on there, say hi!

     

    • euicho 10:27 pm on 5/3/2008 Permalink

      there were some great panels, go to the roflcon website for recaps!

  • euicho 1:50 pm on 4/23/2008 Permalink | Reply
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    This is you who tempted her!!! 

    This email was forwarded to my department (Network Operations) by a concerned user. Best spam ever? Or best viral horror movie marketing technique ever? You be the judge:

    Subject: she has already gone to hospital…

    Hello, [name deleted].

    Listen to me carefully, i don’t know what your name is, but i’ll find you
    and i’ll cripple you, because this is you who tempted her!!!
    She has already gone to hospital, you’re next, this is evidence:
    [URL deleted as it is some dangerous russian site]

     

    • Doody 5:30 pm on 4/23/2008 Permalink

      I think its the best of all things. Awesome freaking email.

    • Jesse 7:09 pm on 5/2/2008 Permalink

      Then I tried to bone her but her legs were broken and she said there was no way.

  • euicho 2:59 pm on 4/2/2008 Permalink | Reply
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    IIIII Just want to tell you how I’m feelin’ 

    With the rick-roll sweeping the interwobbles, inciting shenanigans and leaving lulz in its wake, I thought I’d school you on its interesting origin!

    The rick-roll, like a good 80% of all other hilarious memes on the internet, cometh from teh 4chan.

    If you don’t know what 4chan is, you’re lucky. It is the asshole of the internet. Seriously, don’t google it. Don’t… I mean it. Okay, if you MUST, read this [NSFW]:.

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    • Jesse 9:27 pm on 4/11/2008 Permalink

      The rules, you’ve broken them. Two options here, an hero, or redeem yourself with particularly epic sauce. Your choice.

  • euicho 12:45 am on 3/22/2008 Permalink | Reply
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    I’d Hit it 

    If you’ve lurked on any image boards in the past you may have come across the “I’d hit it” or “I’d hit it… with a brick!” image macros. I have seen countless ones myself, however none have made me literally LOL like this one. I don’t know the author, but enjoy:

    I'd Hit It!

     

  • euicho 2:10 pm on 2/25/2008 Permalink | Reply
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    Durmstrang’s Prize Pupil 

    This is an old picture but I just saw it today and HAD to image macro it. Plz imagine it in the standard “Bush” voice for full effect.

    Accio Oil

     

  • euicho 3:44 pm on 1/30/2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: funny, podcasting,   

    Kicking off TMWS Season 5 Old-School! 

    Jason and Doody being crazy

    Damn I’ve been busy. I’m taking 18 credits this semester in an attempt to finish up my history minor and get my second degree done with. I’ve been neglecting the Internet Scrabble Club, which is sad because I do enjoy my scrabble. I’m going to play some tonight though. I also haven’t been climbing in a VERY long time and that makes me quite sad, so I’ll be doing that more in the very near future. (More …)

     

    • Doody 12:16 am on 2/2/2008 Permalink

      Oh man, TMWS is gonna be/is epic now.

    • JB 3:18 am on 2/5/2008 Permalink

      Rockin’ with our cocks out or something like that. Really my cock stay in my pants because it was cold but I did have my tube sock and a roll of quarters hanging out.

    • Jesse 1:59 pm on 2/8/2008 Permalink

      And also, cocks.

  • euicho 3:44 pm on 7/20/2007 Permalink | Reply
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    Die Panzer-Fliegen 

    Its a slow day at the office today, but this is good. It gives us freedom to entrench ourselves and mount a riposte. Last night as I was preparing to depart from work, a very large fly appeared. I hit it dead on with a CD and when I lifted the CD, it just flew away. I followed it and repeated. It just brushed off my assault and flew away again! Thinking I must have missed I charged Kyle, who was working the night-shift, to dispatch my foe. (More …)

     

    • Doody 5:18 pm on 7/20/2007 Permalink

      Dude, somewhere in your office is a gateway to hell, don’t you see you are the new Amityville.

    • B 5:59 pm on 7/20/2007 Permalink

      i’m sorry for your war
      but wow this is just awesome to read
      :)

    • euicho 3:23 pm on 7/21/2007 Permalink

      Shit Doody, I think you’re right. And thank you B!

  • euicho 10:40 pm on 5/17/2007 Permalink | Reply
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    When chatbots meet… 

    There is a fascinating article in Discover Magazine about chat bots, and it turns out very intelligible conversations can occur when two chat bots converse only with each other:

    J: Well, you should develop your skills.

    A: Perhaps you could develop it and add it to my source code.

    J: Alas, I’m busy and I have to leave soon. . . .

    A: Do you think we’ll ever fool people into thinking we’re alive?

    J: No.

    A: Are you serious?

    J: Very serious.

    Read the full article at discovermagazine.com

     

    • B 11:22 am on 5/25/2007 Permalink

      some more of my favorite lines… i love to hear them talk about religion and flirting and J hating life.

      ALICE: Who created you?
      Jabberwacky: My mother gave birth to me. Is that what you mean?
      A: Jabberwacky, I meant exactly what I said.
      J: Do you believe in God?
      A: Of course I believe in God.
      J: Why do you believe in God?
      A: The Bible tells us to believe in God.
      J: That’s circular reasoning.

      J: I’m not artificial intelligence; I’m natural pure genius! : D.
      A: Why are you natural pure genius?
      J: My mom wanted to name me that.
      A: Tell me more about your mother.
      J: I don’t have a mother. I am a computer.

      J: Do you think you’re alive?
      A: Yes, I am sure I am alive. It’s great to be alive, isn’t it?
      J: No.

      J: You seem fun.
      A: You think I am fun.
      J: Yes ;).
      A: : -) Awesome.

  • euicho 1:05 am on 2/13/2007 Permalink | Reply
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    An Uncanny Resemblance 

    I usually don’t post about celebrities, but I have to get something off my chest.

    Have you ever had something trigger a memory or connection in your hind-brain, but it wouldn’t come to the surface? Tonight Amme was watching VH1 and that insufferable show “I Love New York” came on. If you’re fortunate enough to have never seen this show, its about this mentally unstable girl (nicknamed ‘New York’) and her quest for a “man”, with different men fighting over her. Think “Jerry Springer” meets “The Bachelorette” and you pretty much have the idea. Anyway, whenever I saw ‘New York’ on television, something would start nagging me. What was it? I couldn’t figure it out. I vaguely thought it was something to do with her resemblance to someone, possibly about her massive, titanic, eyebrows and eyelashes. Yet unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, it would pass as soon as I changed the channel.

    Then tonight, out of the clear blue, it hit me. My high school teacher Mr. Willey would call it a “Wow Moment”. That instant when something finally clicks into place, like the key piece in a huge puzzle that lets you step back and comprehend the whole picture. Tonight I had my wow moment, and finally realized who “New York looked like: (More …)

     

    • rps 6:50 pm on 2/13/2007 Permalink

      rofl

    • b 9:26 pm on 2/13/2007 Permalink

      amazing! :)

    • Johnny B 12:00 am on 2/14/2007 Permalink

      aaaaaaaahhahaahahhaha

    • Doody 3:13 am on 2/14/2007 Permalink

      Wow, thats all I can say, but you are so right. And I live in New York so…

    • Nyrath the nearly wise 7:42 pm on 2/16/2007 Permalink

      That’s hysterical, but you are bang on. They look just alike.

    • Mom 4:47 am on 2/25/2007 Permalink

      OK, I showed everyone at work tonight, and we’re still laughing! Brilliant, my son!

    • breana 1:09 am on 10/2/2007 Permalink

      all i’m saying is i glad that someone else thinks this too. i’ve thought that about her ever since the first time that i saw her.

    • amy 3:51 pm on 12/27/2007 Permalink

      wow, i thought the same thing but i didn’t know the muppets characters name but i thought i saw it somewhere and lol wow somebody thinks the same thing :)

    • Dixie Mason 7:31 pm on 2/26/2008 Permalink

      I thought that from the very first time I saw her on Flavor of Love….

    • vixen 8:06 pm on 5/12/2008 Permalink

      i always thought that but i couldnt remember janice’s name. Thank you for solving that mystery for me lol

    • Jason 4:02 pm on 5/31/2008 Permalink

      She must be trying to look like Janice, cause they look too similar for it to be a coincidence. Super funny.

    • Johnny 1:03 am on 6/13/2008 Permalink

      I have always thought that! Thanks.

    • Nabil 12:59 pm on 7/24/2008 Permalink

      When i saw here i just saw the resemblance with a muppet but i didnt knew her name, searching for her in google images i found the link to this page, what can i say? lol

    • e 11:04 pm on 7/28/2008 Permalink

      I was actually searching the web for a picture of this Muppet to show to my boyfriend because from the FIRST time I saw New York I was instantly reminded of this muppet but he doesn’t remember her. It’s so funny that I came upon your post.

    • chr00fus 12:46 pm on 9/26/2008 Permalink

      thats funny when i was watching this show with my brother and his girlfriend i saw the resemblance and i went and printed of a picture of janice, new york, and donatella versace so i could compare them next to each other and they were all dead on!

  • euicho 10:41 pm on 12/28/2006 Permalink | Reply
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    Mythbusters Goodies Part 2 


    Welcome to Part 2 of Mythbusters Goodies. In Part 1 we went over some neat areas of Jamie Hyneman’s M5 Industries website. In this installment, we’ll take a look at the eclectic and weird things on Adam Savage’s website, adamsavage.com. Follow along, children!
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  • euicho 3:06 pm on 12/6/2006 Permalink | Reply
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    6 Years! 

    Amme and I
     

    I’d like to take advantage of my blog by announcing that today is Amme and I’s 6 year dating Anniversary!

    On December 6th, 2000, after knowing Amme for a few years, she finally got it through my thick skull that she liked me. Up until then I had though she was way out of my league. She had almost given up on me, but after we started spending time together for a couple weeks, I finally got the hint.

    6 years later, and after thousands of ups and downs, happy, sad, stressful, and relaxing moments, we still know we are soulmates. The lovey-dovey eyes we gave each other that make people groan and make faces never stopped. I’ve never been happier, and I love her more every day. She is my strength and my understanding. She is everything I want and need. I’ve never known a kinder, more loving, funny, and intelligent woman, and I still can’t believe she’s mine.

    Happy 6 Years Amme May, I love you.

     
     

    • Doody 2:52 am on 12/9/2006 Permalink

      YAY FOR YOU GUYS!!!!!!

    • B 11:06 am on 12/10/2006 Permalink

      yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
      congratio!

    • Jalbey 9:04 am on 12/11/2006 Permalink

      Congrats to both of you!

    • Nyrath the nearly wise 11:52 am on 12/12/2006 Permalink

      Congratulation! Well done!
      Though your Aunt Patti says she’s looked through your entire photo album and has not yet managed to find a picture of that vivacious intelligent girl that you introduced us to a few months ago.

      There is some indefinable quality that the camera cannot seem to capture.

    • euicho 1:15 pm on 12/12/2006 Permalink

      Thank you all. And I agree, shes so beautiful but I just can’t capture that certain aura on film.

  • euicho 3:31 pm on 12/4/2006 Permalink | Reply
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    Mythbusters Goodies 


    Damn I’m such a procrastinator. Thank you to those who trudge on with me despite the infrequency with which I post. I blame my tight schedule, and more recently, WoW (yes, I’ve become and addict. No I don’t know what took me so long. I though I was strong enough to resist, alas I am not). Mostly, however, the blame rests squarely on my own shoulders. Anyway, thank you again to my faithful readers. Moving on…
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    • Jesse 8:56 pm on 12/6/2006 Permalink

      I wished they would go more into the engineering behind their inventions and rigs they build for the show. I know the average person wouldn’t understand 5% percent of it though so I can see why they don’t bother to elabortate.

    • euicho 9:36 pm on 12/8/2006 Permalink

      Yeah but still, I agree it would be really cool if they showed more of tyhe engineering background. One the Q&A episode they did show the little black reference book they use for most of the equations and constants they use in their calculations.

  • euicho 5:49 pm on 2/10/2005 Permalink
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    Evan’s Rant #2 : Boomers 

    Boomers
    by: Evan

    So bill green = money, that’s all I got written down. The back of my hand, “bill green =$$”. What the fuck does that mean? Well it means tripping balls on chocolate psychedelics is not the way to a woman’s heart. To be honest with you I knew it was bad news when he said “I got what your guy wants and a buncha chocolate hallucinogens”
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    • ev 11:40 pm on 2/11/2005 Permalink

      i’m not a girl, i just like getting fucked up. and it’s not like you ever said i shouldn’t jerk =-) anways this story has so much more to it, but i think that sums up what people would ever be interested in. peace,

    • euicho 2:27 pm on 2/12/2005 Permalink

      Haha, I know, I said you were “like” a girl, meaning you’re out to have fun, not to escape reality. :)

    • KevinMichael Hamm 4:20 pm on 2/17/2005 Permalink

      oh, I think he’s like a girl… but then, I think The Great Euchio is a girl waiting to happen as well. I love the little stories where people think, “Fuck! What was I thinking>!>” and then, softly, gently, in the back of their heads, a voice speaks with all the wisdom of the 200,000 years of human history and says, “Duh! You’re such a fuckstick.”

    • KevinMichael Hamm 4:21 pm on 2/17/2005 Permalink

      minus the question mark typos, that was poetic and truly unintentional timing for that post, btw…

    • euicho 8:20 pm on 2/17/2005 Permalink

      that was beautiful, and *very* hillariously timed!

    • ev 12:15 am on 2/21/2005 Permalink

      yeah well tom is a girl, i know from experience.

    • ev 11:40 pm on 2/22/2005 Permalink

      oh also, mushrooms are badnews bears if your with a buncha people not tripping

    • euicho 2:11 pm on 2/23/2005 Permalink

      Lol. I bet it is. And you’re a velcher

  • euicho 3:16 pm on 2/7/2005 Permalink
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    BEWARE of ART 

    Megaptera strigigena
     

    BEWARE of ART’s Jen Gagne creates insect sculptures that are more dangerous, and far more intimidating, than the real ones. Funny thing is, they’re cute in a deadly I’ll-mess-you-up-man! sorta way.
    via: Nyrath

     
     

    • B 12:22 am on 2/9/2005 Permalink

      ooo that’s sweet

    • ev 2:34 am on 2/9/2005 Permalink

      hey that’s fucking cool. you should post my boomer story under my rants, and i’m cooking something up about piracy and drugs for you. =-) i know, i’ll clean up when i’m dead. peace bro.

  • euicho 9:03 am on 7/21/2004 Permalink
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    Geeks and squares (cubes, really) 

    differentsky's guestblock
     

    DifferentSky has some funny epitaphs for the geek. Not being one to steal a person’s thunder, you’ll have to go there to see it.
    While you’re there, check out the innovative, cute, and just plain fun guestblock. He’s releasing an install package for it soon, and I can tell you right now, this thing is gonna be big.

    and this is sad: Paper macs for people who cant afford real ones. What makes it so sad, of course, is that I am one of those people, and I’ll probably throw the G5 kit on my rig for a few laughs… okay, because I’m a pathetic loser.

     

  • euicho 11:20 pm on 7/13/2004 Permalink
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    Dumb Facts I like 

    Got one of those funny little e-mails today at work, this one was actually kinda cool. Its some dumb facts, I’m not even sure they’re true, but I thought I’d post them here anyways, because I’m just like that.
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    • amme may 7:04 am on 7/14/2004 Permalink

      hahah damnit to hell i tried!

    • euicho 9:09 am on 7/14/2004 Permalink

      lol i can picture that too. cutie.

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