Evan’s Rant #2 : Boomers

Boomers, the original super ‘sic’ version
by: Evan

So bill green = money that’s all i got written down. The back of my hand, “bill green =$$” what the
fuck does that mean. Well it means tripping balls on chocolate psychedelics is not the way to a
womans heart. To be honest with you i knew it was bad news when he said “i got what your guy
wants and a buncha chocholate hellucinogens”

I always thought i could say no again. I guess i was wrong. These mushrooms, or pscylicibin drugs
known as “boomers” ruined my whole visit to farmington potentially, but not likely. they didn’t
understand the act of tripping, i thought i was scaring erin, i guess i wasn’t then apologizing actually
did scare her. that’s why i left. The whole time i was at erin’s tripping i felt like they didn’t understand
the drugs i was on. the didn’t, and i made an ass of myself and frightened someone i potentially
wanted to spend time with on this rare trip to farmington. =-(
But when i threw together a cruddy drug deal and a decent drive to farmington for $20 chocolates it
was over. I started to understand what it was worth. Apparently 20 bucks and a chocolate was
worth more than the drive, it seemed like it. I forgot that i conned erin into drinking and tara into drinking
so i could see karissa for a little while. I got fucked up enough that i didn’t really realize that a whole
party was for me. Weird to realize in the middle of a trip that people gather and get scared all
because of you. So tony who was there at the very beginning of the trip felt like the only one who
was in there with me, even though he had nothing to do with it. Matt Pichette threw the trip into
over drive. And it wasn’t his fault either, i was the only one to blame for my reckless acts.
Fuck what was i thinking, “i’ll impress some girl who already likes me by tripping balls… WOOOOO”
dead wrong. probably one of those worldly mistakes god won’t rip on me too hard for.

The drive down was nice though, i got to relax to a buncha different bands, i actually enjoyed
queens of the stoneage while not fucked up. Kind of a different feel, iremember thinking how
lucky i was to see this amazing girl without paying a thing.
I talked to her about taking shroooms shortly before and helped her reach a decision that she
shouldn’t do it, although i remained pretty neutral on the whole idea, she felt with just the facts
she didn’t wanna do them. And here i was typing my experience while i was tripping balls on boomers.
Tripping is bad krissa, as i’m eating a fucking hallucinogen for discount prices. It’s funny all the
drug deals i’d helped with, just to get to this place. Almost like i was destined to sell dope. and eat
mushrooms.

Up north i hadn’t been very happy, working a halfassed job making halfassed money while i just let
everyone believe i was on the way to a dream of blowing glass and being guilt free. cept that was the
only thing i could escape, guilt. it sure feels heavy during a comedown at 2:39 am. too bad lorenzo was
sleeping i could sure use a reassurance i was actually alive.

I’ve felt dead for a long time, never really enjoyed anything up north, cept the few late hours talking
online.

We asked such innocent questions. I felt like such an ass exposing her to something that i had
helped her decide not to do. So here i was with this writing on my hand Bill green =$$.

It meant that i spent 20 dollars on some good chocolates i didn’t have, but i knew i could make if
i sold a piece.

I took it too far maybe, relying on the fact i could sell things to take drugs with for money,
on top of selling drugs to get home. scary thoguht that all i had in the world was a 1/4 tank of gas and
an ounce of weed.

Quite a mess indeed.

I’m sorry for all of the harmless nights of drinking i ruined by eating one lousy chocolate
(buy some if you get the chance great trip, minus the guilt.)

but i had ruined alot more. maybe five hours is all i needed to light a fire under my ass to get
up here, and start making money and really treat a girl i liked how she deserved to be treated.

whatever the real answer is i’m coming down and i’m waking lorenzo up, i should goto bed. so i will.

buit no matter how much i was keeping renzo awake, i was more awake. Hoping for daylight so
i could atleast go outside and hope for this night to be over so i could not be fucked up but remember the
good shrooms i had eaten, they are quite good, you should get some.

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