Feminism: A Form of Flattery?

This entry is authored by: “Evan”
His “Rants” are here purely for entertainment and comic relief.
All of the views expressed in this and all rants are solely that of Evan.
Please don’t take them seriously. If you do… don’t come bitching to me… you’re the one that needs to change something.

For years now the women’s movement has turned into a pissing contest with men. Even songs like “Anything you can do, I can do better” with a male female duet leads us to think that women and men are potentially equal. I’ve been questioning this lately, due to a recent run in with a “feminist.” I was slightly distraut to find out that she didn’t like men at all, not
even if they were, like me, wonderful individuals with open minds. No, no, in fact I was even worse because I obviously wanted sex. This is where I got confused. If I wanted to have sex with a Women dressed like a man,wouldn’t I just have sex with myself? See there is a difference in men and women.
If there wasn’t, sexual orientation, dating, and lots of psychology books wouldn’t exist. If men and women were the same we’d be able to make our own babies, thus doing away with all the ritualistic crap we do to find a mate to get us “there.” So, “what,” you ask, “are the differences between men and women?” Well aside from the physical differences, women pay much more attention to detail, they are more nurturing due to hormones and brain development, they are sensitive to feelings and ideas. Men on the other hand see a finish line, and can get there. We do something because there’s an outcome. Women like the journey. To the pressing point: Why do women act like men to further their gender? Well it’s all quite simple. Do you remember in High School when that one kid changed how he looked all the time to look like a cooler kid. The cooler kid did nothing
but laugh at the dweeb, why? because the cool kid knew imitation is the best form of flattery.
See women are intimidated by men, because they know that we are AWESOME! I mean seriously
without men there would be no Rocky movies, or kick ass guns. I’m all about women being individuals and successful etc, but I also think it’s time for women to stop trying to be men and to
embrace their own roles. All of the copycatting from women to men, is really flattering, but at the same time, I’d much rather sleep with a hotty totty with a naughty body than myself. So Feminists out there, thank you, really, thank you, for letting us know how Kick Ass men really are, but put on a pretty dress now and then.

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